FROM 2-10. Falmouth-Crosshaven-Fastnet

Arse, class or just a black art – the snotter’s lament

Right, topsail up! It's going to be tight – you've gotta get it right first time! Cruncher overhauled? Ok. Downfucker off? Ok. Alex, on the timmenoggy, Keep 'er snug. Mel on the sheet – keep 'er snug. Sam on the halyard, Leila tailing? – Right – go! Get er up! Bloody get 'er up Go! Go! Ok – cruncher on get 'er in! Go on – sweat it – get 'er in!. Take a turn on the timmenoggy and sweat the bugger. Right, make fast Sheet in hard. Get the downfucker on!  Right – bear away and we're sailing! Barber hauler on! Trim!

OK – get this bit of rotting vegetation to the finishing line as fast as it will go! Bloody concentrate you buggers! Eyes in the boat….

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