Right, topsail up! It's going to be tight – you've gotta get it right first time! Cruncher overhauled? Ok. Downfucker off? Ok. Alex, on the timmenoggy, Keep 'er snug. Mel on the sheet – keep 'er snug. Sam on the halyard, Leila tailing? – Right – go! Get er up! Bloody get 'er up Go! Go! Ok – cruncher on get 'er in! Go on – sweat it – get 'er in!. Take a turn on the timmenoggy and sweat the bugger. Right, make fast Sheet in hard. Get the downfucker on! Right – bear away and we're sailing! Barber hauler on! Trim!
OK – get this bit of rotting vegetation to the finishing line as fast as it will go! Bloody concentrate you buggers! Eyes in the boat….
The logs ramblings can be cryptic, so we have added: